Things I Didn't Know Were Erotic

Sometimes eros surprises. Here are some things I didn't know were erotic until I saw them. Enjoy your stay. :)
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torrilla:

Tom Hiddleston: What makes a great villain?” Look no further: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFqaFu2maDg … British bad guys & beautiful cars. Oh yes, it’s #GoodToBeBad @Jaguar

reblogging tidkwe's tags too because they're perfect:
#and on today’s episode of thank you so much tom#but we all already collectively died over the thing you’re tweeting#as if it’s new#in other words#YES#WE KNOW#WE KNOWWWWW#*weeping*

I forgot to add, Tom, please. please, use the hashtag #goodtobebad in and out of context, on Twitter and in your life in general. All the time. Daily.

sunnydisposish:

torrilla:

: What makes a great villain?” Look no further: British bad guys & beautiful cars. Oh yes, it’s

reblogging tidkwe's tags too because they're perfect:

I forgot to add, Tom, please. please, use the hashtag #goodtobebad in and out of context, on Twitter and in your life in general. All the time. Daily.

persephone622 asked: Story time, TIDKWE. I was at work this morning, helping at our drive-thru window, when an extremely attractive man in a suit and tie drove up. EXTREMELY attractive. It was around nine this morning and I was blindsided by suit porn. I think LGAL called it a drive by suit porning. Wanted to share. :-)

NICE.

I work near the legislature and I often pass by little groups of politicians and lobbyists who actually dress very very nicely.

Very nicely…

I like “drive by suit porning.” It can make your day better and worse, all at once! ;D

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zhora-salome asked: I always thought that I liked Tom in Armani the best. But I may like him even more in Alexander McQueen. I still haven't recovered from that dinner suit at the Oliviers. Oy vey.

Unnfff. I have very little to add that is intelligible. All I’ve been able to do for the past two days is sigh and stare dreamily into the distance.

I mean… just look at this guy!! :P

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and on today's episode of thank you so much tom but we all already collectively died over the thing you're tweeting as if it's new in other words YES WE KNOW WE KNOWWWWW *weeping* i love these so much for some reason

13designershoes asked: Trying to study the super dry subject of management accounting, when the textbook decides to fuck me over with the phrase "Jaguar stresses luxury detailing". Good lord all I can think about is Jaguar!Tom and tHE FRIGGIN TINY SWITCH

Oh dear. Nope, nope, nope.

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13designershoes submitted: so guess what was on the next paragraph

yes i know which individual you are talking about, textbook. it’s not helping that I JUST got around to reading limegreen’s earl grey fic.

»OMG, you poor thing. The real world is now conspiring to torture you right along with Tom. His evil plan is alllll coming together now… ;)

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13designershoes submission jaguar personal torture

‘There was a general and very quietly stated ethos when he arrived that there was to be no special treatment and no special favours. It would have made everyone’s life hell if they had to treat him as someone special. I think it was very healthy for him to be just another boy.’

'I wasn't starstruck - I'd met him before because I was at school with him, which sounds like a strange thing. But when you’re at school with someone they are just another guy at school. It’s only in retrospect that I realise how strange that must seem.’

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