Things I Didn't Know Were Erotic

Sometimes eros surprises. Here are some things I didn't know were erotic until I saw them. Enjoy your stay. :)

einarsdatter asked: TIDKWEEEEE!!!!!!!!! The tux! The motherfucking tux!!! I was okay. Nice little OLLA buzz, but I was managing it. Even the black suit Peak pics were manageable. Just standard level Hiddles hell. But now I can't breathe. There hasn't been anything this bad in a L-O-N-G time. Help meeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

WHITE

GLOVES

DISHEVELED

HAIR

OPEN

COLLAR

THEN BOW TIE TIED

WHITE

GLOVES

DID I MENTION THE WHITE GLOVES

#done

elementarydata:

fireandicewillsuffice:

peridot-and-trickery:

sashalovespenporn:

amythegirlwhoiswaiting:

Ballroom scene in ‘Crimson Peak’? Any excuse to see Tom ballroom dancing is good enough for me

Between the horror of the movie and the torture of Tom in that costume DANCING I’m not sure what will kill me first.

I’m sorry, fucking what now?








Killing me now would be less painful. 

The last gif - yes. I think I’d better see this one drunk.

JFC. How will I even.

elementarydata:

fireandicewillsuffice:

peridot-and-trickery:

sashalovespenporn:

amythegirlwhoiswaiting:

Ballroom scene in ‘Crimson Peak’? Any excuse to see Tom ballroom dancing is good enough for me

Between the horror of the movie and the torture of Tom in that costume DANCING I’m not sure what will kill me first.

I’m sorry, fucking what now?

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Killing me now would be less painful. 

The last gif - yes. I think I’d better see this one drunk.

JFC. How will I even.

peridotandtrickery:

thingsididntknowwereerotic:

beachgrl76:

peridot-and-trickery:

torrilla:

Tom Hiddleston gets prepped to film scenes for ‘Crimson Peak’ in Toronto on April 22, 2014 [HQ]

Well, my Coriolanus delts are gone, but I’ll still take him…;)

Oh yes, I’d still take him in a fucking heartbeat ;).

I’m going to go ahead and call marzipan!tom on this one! :)

Especially the arms.  Blemish-free.  

And now I’d like to bite his arm. Thanks, TIDKWE

Oh, now, it isn’t my fault you want to eat him in tiny little bites, my friend. That’s on you.

(you’d like it to be on you… heh heh)

jackburtonsays asked: Aww I keep missing tattoo Tuesday. Hopefully I'll catch it and submit my tattoos to you.

It’s not every week. Feel free to submit if you have some photos ready. I’m sort of still marking it today because I was too busy at work yesterday to fully observe it. ;)

xx

beachgrl76:

peridot-and-trickery:

torrilla:

Tom Hiddleston gets prepped to film scenes for ‘Crimson Peak’ in Toronto on April 22, 2014 [HQ]

Well, my Coriolanus delts are gone, but I’ll still take him…;)

Oh yes, I’d still take him in a fucking heartbeat ;).

I’m going to go ahead and call marzipan!tom on this one! :)

(via kanevixen)

marzipan!tom marzipan tom nsfw submission

Anonymous asked: I wonder if Mr. Hiddleston has a secret little tattoo hiding somewhere. If he doesn't, I wonder if he would ever consider getting one. I know a lot of actors don't get them because it just makes getting work a little easier.

I would bet a thousand dollars that he does not. Well, except the “TIDKWE” in Old English on his upper thigh. But I assume that goes without saying.

xx


colinhiddlestan submitted:

Since I’ve been following you for a while (itsthehiddlethings - I changed my url recently) and it seems to be tattoo tuesday, I thought I’d share mine!
»Lovely! :)

Since I’ve been following you for a while (itsthehiddlethings - I changed my url recently) and it seems to be tattoo tuesday, I thought I’d share mine!

»Lovely! :)

submission tattoo tuesday extended version? ;)

Omg, it’s been *such* a week at work!! Good but so intense.

I miss my fellow fans!! Give me an imaginary hug. Let’s abdicate all responsibility tomorrow and hang out eating junk food and watching Tom’s full filmography, pausing and rewatching the sexiest parts over and over again.

Who’s in??

xx

babraham lincoln four screams and seven moans ago commando in chief someone take my keyboard away from me

hard-on-for-hiddleston:

I came out here in 2010; we just wrapped the very first Thor film and I guess I was a Comic Con virgin…They say it’s 7,000 people, it’s about the biggest live gig I’ve ever performed.[x]

(via girlwiththehungryeyes)

come hither in the last gif nope with a side of nope sauce served on a bed of nope

matchgirl42 asked: TIDKWE, PSA. For the safety of you and your followers, I highly recommend you not input "tattooed men with babies" into google search. This has been a PSA from the grave because my ovaries exploded...

I’ll pass this along for any afflicted followers. Men with babies don’t do much for me— I’m always afraid they’re about to hand me the baby and run off to disappear somewhere. ;)

xx

Anon iso the missing blogger — she moved due to privacy issues. I can’t provide any specific details but I do know that she is okay.

xx

heliolisk:

bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes

(via africadave)

mrsstrangelove submitted: A short Tattoo Tuesday punk rock addition:

Billie Joe Armstrong of Green Day. The lack of eye liner in this pic is disappointing, but I really love that bunny tattoo. 

Henry Rollins of Black Flag. This man is more than 20 years older than me and I do not care. He’s actually going grey now which only makes it worse. Any time, anywhere Henry. 

Dave Grohl of Nirvana/Foo Fighters. Something about the placement of those feathers… Forearm tattoos kill me man. The only thing worse is knuckle tattoos. 

I could go on but I should probably stop there before I upset myself. And, for funsies, one of my tattoos. Please excuse my face.

Happy tattoo Tuesday! 

»Woo! Lovely additions to the day. And there will be no apologizing for your face — it’s lovely!

(and I love the dimension in your tattoo!)

tattoo tuesday submission